You'll call this cliche because I am right. Just like the rests.

Second Monday at work. Yawning...! Because I still have nothing to do. No no, i am not complaining, as a friend of mine advised me to enjoy the moment before the river of workloads really flows my way.. Okay then. My point actually is that "Oh ma Gosh, how time flies. I thought we just had New Year." Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen, judge me not. Please. I am aware of my surroundings, eventhough I watch and listen to the news minimumly. The world is no longer a safe place to live in, yes a kid can tell that. You don't have to read newspapers to yell that fact out loud. But somehow, God knows what went into me, I took the effort of sitting quietly on the couch from 8 to 9 pm. Prime news. Dad's favourite, not mine.

Bukanlah sesuatu yang baru untuk tahu bahawa peniaga menipu untuk mengaut keuntungan. Pakcik makcik, abang kakak yang berniaga, jangan melatah dulu. Penulis tak menuduh semua. Pendek kata, siapa makan cili, dia terasa pedasnya. Umum tahu, 9 daripada 10 sumber rezeki datang daripada perniagaan. Tapi, awas. Itu bukan lesen untuk sewenang-wenangngya melakukan apa sahaja untuk memaksimumkan untung bersih. Fikir balik, bersih ke, kot ya pun dah tolak semua kos. Kebersihan cawan dan pinggan pun tak terjaga pada asasnya. Dang! Peniaga bukan makanan, jangan rileks dulu. Kalian tidak terlepas. Ada juga kecacatan yang dilakukan, penipuan dan helah yang sebenarnya melambangkan betapa ceteknya akal dek kerana sibuk nak menerjah kekayaan segera. Tak ke mana. Orang-orang macam ni memang kesian. Hmm.. Cukup la ni. Kalu nak bahan semua, tak berhentilah penulis menaip. Dan polisi insurans pun tak ada lagi. Kalau 'kemalangan', habislah. Huahua.

"Santan pun nak pakai ubat sekarang. Sudah kerja la.. ( ayat popular di kampung halaman koi ) Tak merasa nak makan masak lemak kecuali kalau balik kampung, dan di kampung, ada pokok kelapa. Kait buah pakai galah, takpun dengan khidmat beruk, belah dan parut sendiri, perah, masak. Mak ai. 'Sekolah lama" tu. Tettt! Apa kita boleh cakap? Terima kasih peniaga yang kuat makan untung tak halal. Arrrrggghhh!!!! Lepas tu, berani komplain ada penyakit macam-macam. Mana orang yang luluskan lesen peniaga ni? Memang tak jumpa la. Sebab dia da pakai topeng halimunan. Dapat syer besar, mampulah beli satu. Dunia, dunia. Apa nak jadi....

Seterusnya. Inilah rupa-rupanya punca penulis tengok Buletin Utama semalam. AJL. Semua karyawan dan penghibur tanah air yang berentap di pentas AJL malam tadi adalah hebat. Two thumbs up..! But the result.... Personally, I thought it wasn't the best. But I am no professional, so I supposed the judges knew best what they have decided. I hope so lah. Syabas dan semoga industri kita akan terus mantap. But caution. We cannot just simply rely on these few that have shown their fangs. The rests, if you don't have fangs, sharpen your other teeth ( not your tounges.. that would be the media people's homework.. lalalala) If you have to, so that you can at least keep up, if not compete. Jangan dok jual cerita cinta je tayang badan sana-sini.. Bila tanya nyanyi lagu apa, berlakon cerita kat channel berapa, tergamam. This is something very, very synonym in our country. Our entertainment world is worth more than that. So, please. If you can do us all a small favour by doing your job right? Thank you.

Last but not least, I just realized that I am an Obesophobic too. I think so lah..
(mystery solved, case closed.)


Wallahualam.
SENGET